I just had to tell someone this. So about 5 minutes ago I walked into the restroom to do my business, right? I see two guys in there having a conversation. Nothing too special–I figured it was just some “hi and bye” courtesies. So I walked past them and found a stall at which I proceeded to perform normal human functions.
Guess what–these two nutjobs were having a business meeting! Right there in the toilet! Yeah, “awkward” was what I thought too. They went on for 10 very long minutes, just breathing in sweet organic (per)fumes.
This cannot be happening. Am I getting punked? I was trying to be polite, and be as silent as humanly possible. The other option I had at the back of my mind was to scream: “What’s wrong with you? You guys need to get a fratzing room! This ain’t a place to talk about business!”
You should chimed in with “Here’s what i think of your idea!” and then perform your normal human functions.
now THAT woulda been even funnier.